Yes this is happening (although is anything real these days)
Doing good doesn't come cheap. Neither does luxury…
Check out Ocean Bottle. We don’t mess around, unless it’s pineapple flavoured fruit drinks.
Fucking delicious.
You will have the option to pay your outstanding balance after reservation as a donation to the Philantropica Fund. Some regions will be eligible for tax deduction, some will not. Sorry but not sorry.
It is a restricted Collective Fund administered by Prism the Gift - dedicated to financing vetted plastic collection projects and ocean health initiatives.
Depending on your product we will fund different levels of plastic collection. This is measured in bottles for the purposes of tangibility. 1,000,000 plastic bottles equates to 25,000 lbs of ocean bound plastic.
Yes. If you can get your hands on one, why not pay it forward.
We collect up to 6 types of plastic and recycle what we can back into the global supply chain. What can’t be recycled gets co-processed into cement, which reduces the carbon impact of making cement. Better than landfill and better than the ocean.
You are funding the collection of a lot of plastic and preventing this from entering the ocean. We anticipate that it will take 2-3 years to deliver your impact given the scale of what you are doing.
If the PT Team had one wish. It would be this. We need the world's biggest polluters to start taking responsibility for the waste they create. We now have many alternative solutions, from banana fibre to plastic alternatives made from seaweed - they need scale and if we have any funds left over we will help them.
Because doing the opposite would be silly, when ocean plastic is expected to quadruple in the next two decades. We need to stop plastic from flooding into the ocean first.
Club cards are for people who have wallets. Your Philantropica Original will give you membership for life. To what, we’re not sure yet - but stick around and I guess we’ll find out.
What about the reserve… You only live once.
We ship globally and we will ship when we are ready to ship. We expect it will be sooner than later. But not later than sooner.
Nobody returns Philantropica. Nobody.
The most important question yet. You can blend your Philantropica with filtered water, sparkling water, sewage or dishwater. Every sip prevents 10,000 plastic bottles from the ocean, so it is guaranteed to taste amazing.
Once a symbol of wealth and good fortune. We are bringing the pineapple back, this time with a slightly bigger purpose.